Frequently asked questions
Upon arrival after introductions, we’ll have a chat about the consultation form you’ve filled in when booking and go through your reasons for choosing the treatment, so we can make sure we tailor it uniquely for your needs. We’ll cover any conditions, concerns and contraindications before we leave you to undress and get on the massage bed. You will be covered with towels/blankets and only the area being treated will be uncovered.
Throughout the treatment we’ll ensure you’re comfortable and you are welcome to chat if you wish, but most people enjoy relaxing in the quiet and it’s common to fall asleep.
We’ll let you know once the treatment has come to an end, and leave you to dress in private. We’ll provide you with a complementary drink as we advise you on some aftercare and you’re welcome to relax for 10 minutes before heading off.
And don’t worry, you can keep your knickers on or get totally starkers, however you’re most comfortable – we don’t treat anyone totally uncovered; we retain the modesty of both the therapist and the client at all times.
In the world of the professional Massage Therapist, we’ve seen more wobbly bits than a jelly factory. We don’t care whether you’re big or small, tall or short, any more than we care about your race or sexual preference.
We love people, and we’re here to make you feel happy and healed. So come on, get your kit off* and get on the table!
*You can keep your underwear on 🙂 We’ll cover you with a towel so please don’t be worried.
I’m a man/I have one leg/I’m transgender/I’m deaf/I have psoriasis/I identify as a train/I’m a 40 year old virgin… can I book a treatment?
YES, PLEASE DO!
If you have a body and a brain I can help relax them both!
In a word, no. Please consider us massaging folk in all of this – our hands are our livelihood, we can’t take risks on something contagious.
Take a visit to your GP or a chiropodist before you come to us 🙂
Sorry to say that it’s over 18 only.
Easy peezy. Head to the booking page here to start with.
For Groupon vouchers select the treatment called ‘Groupon Vouchers’ – don’t enter the code from your voucher online when booking.
If you have a gift card, just select which treatment you’d like and enter the code on voucher to reduce the price.
You will need to complete the booking form at the time of booking.