FAQs

Frequently asked questions

Upon arrival after introductions, we’ll have a chat about the consultation form you’ve filled in when booking and go through your reasons for choosing the treatment, so we can make sure we tailor it uniquely for your needs. We’ll cover any conditions, concerns and contraindications before we leave you to undress and get on the massage bed. Throughout the treatment we’ll ensure you’re comfortable and you are welcome to chat if you wish, but most people enjoy relaxing in the quiet and it’s common to fall asleep. We’ll let you know once the treatment has come to an end, and leave you to dress in private. We’ll provide you with a complementary drink as we advise you on some aftercare and you’re welcome to relax for 10 minutes before heading off. And don’t worry, it’s normal to feel emotional, unsteady, euphoric, lightheaded, weightless, sleepy…

In the world of the professional Massage Therapist, we’ve seen more wobbly bits than a jelly factory. We don’t care whether you’re big or small, tall or short, any more than we care about your race or sexual preference.

We love people, and we’re here to make you feel happy and healed. So come on, get your kit off* and get on the table!

*You can keep your underwear on 🙂 We’ll cover you with a towel so please don’t be worried.

If you like. Or don’t. We don’t mind either way 🙂

YES, PLEASE DO (especially 16 cat person…just, how?)

In a word, no. Please consider us massaging folk in all of this – our hands are our livelihood, we can’t take risks on something contagious.

Take a visit to your GP or a chiropodist before you come to us 🙂

Sorry to say that it’s over 18 only.

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