Frequently asked questions
In the world of the professional Massage Therapist, we’ve seen more wobbly bits than a jelly factory. We don’t care whether you’re big or small, tall or short, any more than we care about your race or sexual preference.
We love people, and we’re here to make you feel happy and healed. So come on, get your kit off* and get on the table!
*You can keep your underwear on 🙂 We’ll cover you with a towel so please don’t be worried.
I’m a man/I have one leg/I’m transgender/I’m deaf/I have 16 cats/I have psoriasis/I identify as a train/I’m a 40 year old virgin… can I book a treatment?
YES, PLEASE DO (especially 16 cat person…just, how?)
In a word, no. Please consider us massaging folk in all of this – our hands are our livelihood, we can’t take risks on something contagious.
Take a visit to your GP or a chiropodist before you come to us 🙂
Sorry to say that it’s over 18 only.